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My best friend may be plotting to kill me.

Posted on March 9, 2012 by

So I think it is time to introduce you to someone very special to me, someone who I love and who loves me and who has loyally stood by me for the past ten years even when I was going … Continue reading →

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How to ask for a dyke haircut without being offensive.

Posted on May 29, 2011 by

This is one of the banes of my existence. Y’see, I love short hair. But whenever I go to the haircutter’s, they ask me what I want and I’m at a loss. Because what I really want is a dyke … Continue reading →

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Hello world!

Posted on April 15, 2011 by

Hello, all you possibly-pretend people reading this. I apologize for the generic setup. I haven’t figured out how to personalize this thing yet. At least it’s a semi-pretty picture. I like fields. I’ve started a blog. As this post would … Continue reading →

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