Category Archives: superpowers

How to protect yourself from monsters.

Posted on January 20, 2012 by

So the other night, I was climbing into bed, and I let one foot hang over the edge for just a minute long enough for it to be grabbed by evil, taloned hands. I realized this, and then I also … Continue reading →

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My superpower.

Posted on July 12, 2011 by

Is it a bird? A plane? A shooting star? No! It’s Beetle-Catching Girl! If I had the choice of superpowers, I would choose super strength. Easily the best of the powers- consider all the real-life applications! However, providence must not … Continue reading →

Posted in insects, irrational fears, memories, nightmares, superpowers, wacky ranting | 1 Comment