Category Archives: queller demon

How to protect yourself from monsters.

Posted on January 20, 2012 by

So the other night, I was climbing into bed, and I let one foot hang over the edge for just a minute long enough for it to be grabbed by evil, taloned hands. I realized this, and then I also … Continue reading →

Posted in calm, cleverly disguised as a responsible adult, insanity, irrational fears, nightmares, queller demon, self-deprecation, superpowers | 9 Comments

Oh dear, there are giant crabs on the ceiling.

Posted on April 15, 2011 by

I’m sure some of you, if you exist, have seen this picture floating around on the internet: Unlike many of you, I actually wasn’t freaked out when I first saw this picture. On the contrary, I thought it was adorable … Continue reading →

Posted in giant crabs, irrational fears, Mr. Squiggles, nightmares, queller demon | 2 Comments