Category Archives: nightmares

My best friend may be plotting to kill me.

Posted on March 9, 2012 by

So I think it is time to introduce you to someone very special to me, someone who I love and who loves me and who has loyally stood by me for the past ten years even when I was going … Continue reading →

Posted in clones, death, dystopias, End of the world, insanity, nightmares, robots, Uncategorized, zombie | Leave a comment

How to protect yourself from monsters.

Posted on January 20, 2012 by

So the other night, I was climbing into bed, and I let one foot hang over the edge for just a minute long enough for it to be grabbed by evil, taloned hands. I realized this, and then I also … Continue reading →

Posted in calm, cleverly disguised as a responsible adult, insanity, irrational fears, nightmares, queller demon, self-deprecation, superpowers | 9 Comments

My superpower.

Posted on July 12, 2011 by

Is it a bird? A plane? A shooting star? No! It’s Beetle-Catching Girl! If I had the choice of superpowers, I would choose super strength. Easily the best of the powers- consider all the real-life applications! However, providence must not … Continue reading →

Posted in insects, irrational fears, memories, nightmares, superpowers, wacky ranting | 1 Comment

Oh dear, there are giant crabs on the ceiling.

Posted on April 15, 2011 by

I’m sure some of you, if you exist, have seen this picture floating around on the internet: Unlike many of you, I actually wasn’t freaked out when I first saw this picture. On the contrary, I thought it was adorable … Continue reading →

Posted in giant crabs, irrational fears, Mr. Squiggles, nightmares, queller demon | 2 Comments