Category Archives: memories

In which I attempt to exhume a dead mouse.

Posted on August 27, 2011 by

I’ve always wanted to use the word “exhume” when describing my daily life. Well, not really, but I was super excited that today I could. About a year ago, myself and a group of others- Lydia, Larry, Mudgirl, and our … Continue reading →

Posted in cleverly disguised as a responsible adult, death, memories, summer | 3 Comments

My superpower.

Posted on July 12, 2011 by

Is it a bird? A plane? A shooting star? No! It’s Beetle-Catching Girl! If I had the choice of superpowers, I would choose super strength. Easily the best of the powers- consider all the real-life applications! However, providence must not … Continue reading →

Posted in insects, irrational fears, memories, nightmares, superpowers, wacky ranting | 1 Comment

Thanks a lot for not getting pregnant from an elephant, Mom.

Posted on April 23, 2011 by

In case you can’t tell, the title was being sarcastic. I am angry at my mother for marrying my dad and having kids with him instead of an elephant. This burst of rage was brought on by an event that … Continue reading →

Posted in elephants, getting older, irrational fears, memories | 2 Comments